Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp
It is illegal to say "Oh, boy".
Posted by Radamanto at dezembro 10, 2002 3:36 AM